A pessimist is one who has been compelled to live with an optimist.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

It's so sad, you get less starstruck when you start realizing that it's not a big deal.

If you want to clean up the environment, start with your mind. It starts there!

The average man has a carefully cultivated ignorance about household matters - from what to do with the crumbs to the grocer's telephone number - a sort of cheerful inefficiency which protects him.

If you get divorced in New York, you go into therapy and will talk to anybody you meet on the sidewalk about it.

Computers can solve all kinds of problems except the unemployment problem they create.

Self-restraint is the very keystone of the ethics of vow-taking.

My mother is a first generation American. Her father worked in the Roebling Steel Mill in Trenton, New Jersey.And yet my mother became the first person in her family to get a college degree.

So here we are, in our rare and precious lives, surrounded by gorgeous moments begging to be noticed and celebrated. Go! Celebrate!

But I've never looked at myself as being particularly funny.

Fish live in water. Men die in it.Nature is diverse, and not all tastes are the same.