A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes.

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work.

Tragedy--to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman.

Success--something your friends will never forgive you.

Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere.

Fidelity--a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch.

A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice?

Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain.

Life--a lifelong death sentence.

Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth.

Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching.

Don’t take the high ground and assume you already know what you’ll do. The truth is, when it comes to someone you love, you’ll find there isn’t anything you won’t do.

It takes faith to hopelessly pursue hope.

The more you go within, the more you understand your true nature, and the more joy and happiness you feel in your life.

I don’t mind being alone either. The only problem is that if you’re always alone, you get lonely.

I think it would be totally inappropriate for me to even contemplate what I am thinking about.

If your dream dies, dream another one. If things don't work out the way you've planned, God has a better plan for you.

The method of democracy is to bring conflicts out into the open where their special claims can be seen and appraised, where they can be discussed and judged.

I'm excited to win a pole at Atlanta, one of the tracks you look forward to qualifying at every single year, and really happy to beat Ryan Newman, who is hard to beat here.

You're the reason our kids are ugly.

Really dig into projects people have worked on and call references; that is another thing that first time founders like to skip.