A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides and shrugs; an optimist doesn't see the clouds at all - he's walking on them.

Chicago - a pompous Milwaukee.

He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front.

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.

I wish I'd known you when you were alive.

Book - what they make a movie out of for television.

Only the dead have no troubles.

A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000.

A doctor is a man licensed to make grave mistakes.

A decision is only as strong as the belief standing behind it

For someone so intuitive, ” he said, shaking his head, “sometimes you only see what you expect to see.

The man of fixed ingrained principles who has mapped out a straight course, and has the courage and self-control to adhere to it, does not find life complex. Complexities are all of our own making.

Painting, I think it's like jazz.

No, Lord Maccon was riproaring, tumble down, without a doubt, pickled beyond the gherkin.

Every summer, my grandparents would rent a house on Balboa Island. They had the house next to Bob Hope's. I've been going down there all my life, to that whole area.

The fact is Burke is smarter than two thirds of the Western Australian Labor Party rolled together.

Every second of every day, our senses bring in way too much data than we can possibly process in our brains.

What are you talking about?" Narcissus demanded. "I am amazing. Everyone knows this." "Amazing at pure suck," Leo said. "If I was as suck as you, I'd drown myself. Oh wait, you already did that.

The fewer desires, the more peace.