A philosopher always finds more grass to feed upon in the valleys of stupidity than on the arid heights of intelligence.

When we can't think for ourselves, we can always quote

Nothing is so difficult as not deceiving oneself.

The real question of life after death isn't whether or not it exists, but even if it does what problem this really solves.

If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

The limits of my language means the limits of my world.

The human body is the best picture of the human soul.

If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

To convince someone of the truth, it is not enough to state it, but rather one must find the path from error to truth.

The problems are solved, not by giving new information, but by arranging what we have always known.

Classical cooking and molecular gastronomy should remain separate...you can mix two styles and get fusion; any more and you just get confusion.

Every success is the mother of countless others.

The simple power of prayer can save us all kinds of time and trouble if we will ask God to give us wisdom and discernment in our relationships.

There is nothing so debilitating to a naturally weak sense of humor as selling tickets behind a grating.

The actor creates with his own flesh and blood all those things which all the arts try in some way to describe.

I've been spending this last month trying to find four outfits to wear to the different premieres of The Two Towers. It's hard work.

Flower lifted a brow, dubious. 'You have to pay for a place to be dead in?' Moon shrugged. 'Sometimes, in cities. It’s a groundling thing.

I think I have a good sense of humor, but I'm not, like, a joke-teller. I get the jokes, which is sometimes half the battle. Believe me, I have no idea why anyone hires me.

There is no brotherhood between love and dignity, Nor can they share the same abode.

A lot of people came into the airline business. Most of them promptly exited, minus their money.