A philosopher is a man who can look at an empty glass with a smile.

Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.

A teetotaller is one who suffers from thirst instead of enjoying it.

The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax.

Sometimes doing nothing is doing something.

Of two evils, choose the more interesting.

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are open.

We have a great regard for old age when it is bottled.

Respectability is the state of never being caught doing anything which gives you pleasure.

Life is a one-way street and you're not coming back.

You can´t gossip about somebody you prayed for. (sb on your prayer list)

Ghosts are the only ones who never have to feel scared. Because the worst thing in the world has already happened to them.

It can be said that the first half of the marathon is 20 miles long; the second half, 6.2 more.

It's really hard to make something that doesn't sound like everything else.

They called me Veto Corleone. Because I vetoed 2,500 separate line-items in the budget.

And besides, if Perl really takes off in the Windows space, I think the rest of us would just as soon have a double-agent within ActiveState.

A solid giggle should do the trick.

The day the world runs out of oil is much farther in the future than green activists care to admit. That is clear from data compiled by Dr. Robert Bradley, Jr. at the Institute for Energy Research.

Never frown even when ur sad, coz u never know whose falling in love with ur smile!

I was an extreme tomboy. I did competitive gymnastics for over 10 years. I cut my hair like Winona Ryder, with that little pixie cut.