A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon.

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet.

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end.

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we watch.

Dreams don't have an expiration date.

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship.

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration.

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

But Champagne is not drinking.

While there's life, there's hope.

Such a voice this man has. The way he sounds isn't a sound at all. It's a river into which words are thrown.

Out of intense complexities intense simplicities emerge.

I am always acting, be at a party, at work or in office. My attitude changes from meeting to meeting, from being serious to intense to funny, depending on who is in the room.

Don't take the attitude of waiting for people to be nice to you - be nice to them. Don't sit in front of a cold stove waiting for the heat. Put in the fuel. Act first.

And here is a doctrine at which you will laugh. It seems to me, Govinda, that love is the most important thing in the world.

What the Lib Dems have failed to do is offer any meaningful agenda for government or for power.

To lose patience is to lose the battle.

It's hard to tell what people realize. Everybody's different and has a different understanding of the difference in times.