A philosophical mythology lies concealed in language, which breaks out again at every moment, no matter how cautious we may be.

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

There is always madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.

There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.

I was in darkness, but I took three steps and found myself in paradise. The first step was a good thought, the second, a good word; and the third, a good deed.

There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

In America, applause is won only by physical exertion.

Good judgement comes from experience and experience - well that comes from poor judgement.

But too many people now climb onto the cross merely to be seen from a greater distance, even if they have to trample somewhat on the one who has been there so long.

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live.

Yeah, I've always been different. I tried being normal once. It was the worst five minutes of my life.

Culture shock is often felt sharply at the borders between countries, but sometimes it doesn't hit fully until you've been in a place for a long time.

You express different energies at different times in your life.

People are writing shorter jokes. The style I've started with was almost trying to keep jokes under 140 characters before Twitter.

Be as simple as you can be; you will be astonished to see how uncomplicated and happy your life can become.

It's important for me to have strong hair in case someone pulls it and tries to rip it all out.