A picture's worth a thousand words? A library card's worth millions.

A good heavy book holds you down. It's an anchor that keeps you from getting up and having another gin and tonic.

It's my belief that sanity lies in realizing that reality is not exactly what we had in mind.

Mozart combined high formality and playfulness that delights as no other composition in any other medium does.

People don't necessarily want or need to be done unto as you would have them do unto you. They want to be done unto as they want to be done unto.

Ham's substantial, ham is fat. Ham is firm and sound. Ham's what God was getting at When He made pigs so round.

Cats have intercepted my footsteps at the ankle for so long that my gait, both at home and on tour, has been compared to that of a man wading through low surf.

The legendary yet factual Curtis Wilkie has been the right man in the right place at an uncanny number of extraordinary times.

The first time I walked into a library, I got so excited I almost wet my pants.

I prefer my oysters fried; that way I know my oysters died.

The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs'.

Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together.

To Have Thousands Transformed In The Society Is To Lack Unity

The secret in any situation is the strength of spirit.

Silos can't interoperate unless the technology does.

My dad's era believed that there was something noble in being a good guy - the kind of guy that lived straight and narrow, told the truth, and stood up for what he believed was right.

I b'lieve in religion, and one of these days, when I've got matters tight and snug, I calculates to tend to my soul.

In our house we don't use words like "despise" and 'hate,' we say "strongly dislike."

We obviously need the truth. We're living in a country of lies.

What's the earth With all its art, verse, music, worth — Compared with love, found, gained, and kept?