A pig resembles a saint in that he is more honored after death than during his lifetime.

May your rice never burn,' is the New Year's greeting of the Chinese. 'May it never be gummy,' is ours.

Correct the seasoning' - how that time-tested direction stimulates the born cook!

Dried peas and beans, being rather on the dull side, much like dull people respond readily to the right contacts.

Nothing stimulates the practiced cook's imagination like an egg.

Music isn’t just heard, it is felt.

If there is silence between us, please be the one who breaks it.

I petted the dogs who didn't argue with me ever. All dogs love God. They're wiser than their masters.

You canna expect to be baith grand and comfortable.

There are no characters in the limited series Fargo that are derived from the characters in the film Fargo. It's hard to describe how remarkably true to the film the show is.

I had a friend, and we always used to pretend to be twins. We had this fantasy about going to Hollywood together. We were about four.

The energy of the universe is constant.

The name was supposed to be 'Googol,' which is the mathematical term for a 1 followed by 100 zeroes. It was before the Google spellchecker existed.

Ultimately, the goal of hitting is to get your mind out of the way and let your body take over - and to slow the game down

If you have a great manager, you want to pay him very well.