A pissy werelion was rather difficult to live with.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

The mistakes I've made are dead to me. But I can't take back the things I never did.

Writing is work. It’s also gambling. You don’t get a pension plan. Other people can help you a bit, but ­essentially you’re on your own. ­Nobody is making you do this: you chose it, so don’t whine.

Republics are brought to their ends by luxury; monarchies by poverty.

All problems are finally scientific problems.

To be a Christian is to obey Christ no matter how you feel.

Weak souls always set to work at the wrong time.

I have many, many voices. I talk to my dogs like in the strangest voices you can imagine.

Plainly, the environment must be a living one, directed by a higher intelligence, arranged by an adult who is prepared for his mission.

No one has deputized America to play Wyatt Earp to the world.

I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form.