A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

¿Preguntas cúal es el fundamento de la sabiduría? No gozarte en cosas vanas.

Writing is a disease of the mind, which is expressed through a pen.

Trust your journey, trust the process, raise your energy and the right people will come into your life

When people say, 'Nothing's coming to me,' they usually don't like what's coming to them.

Storms draw something out of us that calm seas don't.

I can actually cook one meal now, as opposed to before, when I could cook nothing. My family are very excited.

Well I ain't no movie star but I can get behind anything!

Be knowledgeable in your niche, provide some information free of charge, and share other trustworthy people's free resources whenever possible.

We desire an expansion of relations with regional states and the establishment of extensive public contacts.

You want the world to be what you want it to be, and sometimes the world doesn't want that.