A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it.

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure.

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs.

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins.

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

[History is] petrified imagination.

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country.

Statistics, likelihoods, and probabilities mean everything to men, nothing to God.

There is no chance, no fate, no destiny that can circumvent, or hinder, or control the firm resolve of a determined soul.

How pale the Princess is! Never have I seen her so pale. She is like the shadow of a white rose in a mirror of silver.

We do not know what is on the other side of the storm.

I believe that God felt sorry for actors so he created Hollywood to give them a place in the sun and a swimming pool. The price they had to pay was to surrender their talent.

The idea of trying to create things that last-forever knowledge-has guided my work for a long time now.

When I'm watching sports I can't be bothered.

Where words are restrained, the eyes often talk a great deal.

I'm very honoured that there is a loyal following and I hope it continues

The writer's duty is to keep on writing.