A poem can't do its work if you only read snippets of it.

The town was paper, but the memories were not.

As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.

That's always seemed so ridiculous to me, that people want to be around someone because they're pretty. It's like picking your breakfeast cereals based on color instead of taste.

Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.

Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul.

The rules of capitalization are so unfair to words in the middle of a sentence.

I don't know how I look, but I know how I feel: Young. Goofy. Infinite.

The way I figure it, everyone gets a miracle.

As far as I can tell, there are two basic (kissing) rules: 1. Don't bite anything without permission. 2. The human tongue is like wasabi: it's very powerful, and should be used sparingly.

I will play out the string. I will not betray your trust. I will find you.

To manifest the beauty of life, think beauty, dream beauty, and see the beauty in the simple things all around you.

Having priorities is essential. So is having them in the right order.

As Christmas approaches remember all that you have experienced - has not been in vain.

Optimist – A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.

Racing shirts should be sold on big, thick rolls like paper towels.

You will be my downfall, Riley Blackthorne.

There's no such thing as the United Nations.

God is coming to intersect us in our funeral processions.

If I am true to myself, if I am true to mankind, if I am true to humanity, I must understand all the faults that human flesh is heir to.

My goal is to strip things down so that you need just the right amount of words or shape to convey what you need to convey. I like editing. I like it very tight.