A poor man who eats too much, as contradistinguished from a gourmand, who is a rich man who ''lives well.''

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

If we learn to be responsible for our own emotions, thoughts, and needs, then we can see other people for who they are as opposed to what they can do for us.

That the sea is one of the most beautiful and magnificent sights in Nature, all admit.

All we can take with us to heaven is what we leave behind in the lives we touch.

The happy sequence culminating in fellowship with God is penitence, pardon, and peace - the first we offer, the second we accept, and the third we inherit.

Sometimes, especially in the last six months, I still feel like going to the window and singing out all my troubles.

Franklin [D. Roosevelt] had a good way of simplifying things. He made people feel that he had a real understanding of things and they felt they had about the same understanding.

Your stockings prove your virtues. Be certain they are clean and free of tears.

I'm just a bleeping maniac in straight clothing. There's no reason to dress my monster up.

Traveling is one of my great passions and something I do a lot of.

If you're playing with the best, you just rise up to that level