A popular author is one who writes what the people think. Genius invites them to think something else.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

The act of writing is the act of discovering what you believe.

They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths?

God’s Word not only gives authority to one’s ministry

Have you found your Christmas spirit yet? he asked as they drove by Broslin Square. The decorations were out of control. "This place would make Liberace feel underdressed.

One of my great all-time loves in cinema, and I've seen it three times, is Bondarchuk's 'War and Peace.' Not a lot of people may have seen that film. It was made during the Soviet era.

Coco Chanel was always doing things with ballet, so it is a tradition clashing fashion and ballet.

There is so much pressure on me to surfboard now

Whatever we refuse to recognize about ourselves has a way of rearing its head and making itself known when we least expect it.

Draw places you have seen from memory. I used to paint things I had glimpsed through windows while riding in the elevated train.

Stop hating on a n*gga that is a weak emotion, the lady of a n*gga.