A positive mind finds a way it can be done; a negative mind looks for all the ways it can't be done.

A quitter never wins and a winner never quits.

A goal is a dream with a deadline.

Ideas are the beginning points of all fortunes.

Don't wait. The time will never be just right.

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way.

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success.

Fears are nothing more than a state of mind.

The number one reason people fail in life is because they listen to their friends, family, and neighbors.

Keep your mind fixed on what you want in life: not on what you don't want.

The starting point of all achievement is desire.

The toughest thing about the power of trust is that it's very difficult to build and very easy to destroy. The essence of trust building is to emphasize the similarities between you and the customer.

Marriage is about love, but it is not first and foremost about love. First and foremost, marriage is about continuity and transmission.

I love a woman who can out-eat me.

Israel is very much endangering.

I don't know, man. Look at me. I've changed. I've grown up. I've got a job, got a career ... I drink coffee now.

Stand-up is like a row boat: it's fun and romantic when you're choosing to do it. But if you have no other choice than to be in a row boat it's not as enjoyable; that's survival.

Even though you get a little twinge every now and again with the years marching on and become aware of your own mortality, you realise you're only limited by your imagination.

London audiences have this reputation for being a bit too cool for school.

All good art is about something deeper than it admits.

It's a pretty heavy thing that happens to me when I'm at competitions. I get so sucked in, I can't really turn it off.