A pretty girl will always have the toughest time learning to play golf, because every man wants to give her lessons.

In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.

Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.

I don't care how good you play, you can find somebody who can beat you, and I don't care how bad you play, you can find somebody you can beat.

The woods are full of long drivers.

I learn teaching from teachers. I learn golf from golfers. I learn winning from coaches.

Go out and have fun. Golf is a game for everyone, not just for the talented few.

Life is full of many minor annoyances, and few matters of real consequence.

Be yourself. Play within yourself. Play your own game.

If you play golf, you are my friend.

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Burning her husband's bed was a mistake. Alison could see that now.

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.

Where thou art that is Home.

Some of His children must go into the furnace to testify that the Son of God is there with them.

A sly old fish, too cunning for the hook.

It's an honor to walk in the footsteps of a legend. As host I intend to honor the tradition of The Bob Hope Classic and have a great time blazing a new path.

I hold doors open for all the women. Men can open the doors for themselves.

Racism remains in the eyes of history ... merely another instance of the persecution of minorities for the advantage of those in power.

The courteous driver keeps a safe distance between cars and doesn't drive like one plane trying to refuel another.