A producer is someone who actually calls the shots. An executive producer is just a guy that eats more food at craft service.

I don't expect success. I prepare for it.

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super.

I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.

Laughing can serve you in dark moments and even help you crawl your way back out.

Everyone thinks their baby is a genius. People find it delightfully refreshing when I tell them, My baby? Totally average. Like, 100 percent average.

I just love bikes. It's not the safest passion to have, but I guess it's better than Russian roulette.

There are so few surprises left in life. We've gotten so addicted to knowing. It's the Google generation. We want the answer to everything right now!

If it weren’t so off-putting for my co-workers. I’d wear my flannel, one-piece 'Hannah Montana' pajamas, like, all the time!

I've done things to my body, mechanically, that I'll never do again. I've done stunts that I shouldn't have done 10, 11, 12 times. I've broken a ton of bones on sets.

Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.

Lessons from the past create hope for the future and action in the present.

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person’s body, and tied them end-to-end…the person will die.

Shoving feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

...Mrs. Bostwick's face was heavy and lethargic, without any strength or delicacy, and it bore the deep marks of what must have been a habitual dissatisfaction.

There's a lid for every pot... You Just have to find yours. -Avery

I feel like my place in this industry is still progressing.

When you have decided what you believe, what you feel must be done, have the courage to stand alone and be counted

I have healthy disagreements with political parties I'm not aligned with, but I don't think it should be to the point where we're cursing and trying to strangle each other.

If we all got angry together something might be done.

If you're stealing a television, that should not be the death penalty.