A productive marriage requires falling in enjoy numerous occasions, usually with the identical man or woman.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

I am grateful to those who have betrayed me… They thought they were just stabbing me in the back, but they were also cutting me free from their poisonous life.

Building my career hasn't been attached to my dad. It's been me figuring things out for myself.

There is no such thing as an acceptable level of unemployment, because hunger is not acceptable, poverty is not acceptable, poor health is not acceptable, and a ruined life is not acceptable.

I'm ashamed that Congress finds billions for pork-barrel subsidies but fails to find money for veterans' health care.

It's not really a good sign when your audience applauds Satan.

The tail of the comet slashed the dawn and in the red light of the rising sun, for a brief instant, it seemed as if the comet was bleeding across the sky.

I always thought insanity would be a dark, bitter feeling, but it is drenching and delicious if you really roll around in it.

If the military contractors are out of Afghanistan, Karzai is out 15 minutes later.

I've worn it to church before. Camouflage and the other clothes.

It is impossible to overestimate the importance of being filled with the Spirit.