A program that has not been tested does not work.

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do it blows your whole leg off.

C++ is designed to allow you to express ideas, but if you don't have ideas or don't have any clue about how to express them, C++ doesn't offer much help.

First, I'd like to see the basic tools such as compilers, debuggers, profilers, database interfaces, GUI builders, CAD tools, and so forth fully support the ISO standard.

After all, C++ isn't a perfect match for Java's design aims either.

When done well, software is invisible.

There's an old story about the person who wished his computer were as easy to use as his telephone. That wish has come true, since I no longer know how to use my telephone.

The first law of computer science: Every problem is solved by yet another indirection.

C++ is my favorite garbage collected language because it generates so little garbage

It's easy to win forgiveness for being wrong; being right is what gets you into real trouble.

An organisation that treats its programmers as morons will soon have programmers that are willing and able to act like morons only.

Those who work, knows the strength of labour.

Jesus, I'm not going to be one of those people who sits around talking about what they're going to do. I'm just going to do it.

A samurai was essentially a man of action.

People fall so in love with their pain, they can’t leave it behind. The same as the stories they tell. We trap ourselves.

Do not believe your thoughts, neither when they tell you that you are terrible, nor when they tell you that you are a saint.

Beauty is meaningless until it is shared.

To let a fool kiss you is bad...To let a kiss fool you is worse. 'Twas not my lips you kissed but my soul.

Hang yourself, poet, in your own words. Otherwise, you are dead.

Squidward, where are you? Shield me with your forehead!

I'm used to people clapping at the end of the movie.