A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising for the rest of his life.

To err is human, to purr is feline.

Winter is nature's way of saying, "Up yours.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

Winter is nature's way of saying, 'Up yours.'

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Selling is serving, helping others find solutions, impacting lives positively with passion and integrity.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

I have my own gym. When you do jokes and they sell, you get a gym.

There are some persons who only disgust with their abilities, there are persons who please even with their faults.

Dancers are instruments, like a piano the choreographer plays.

You may end up with a different math, but you're entitled to your math. I'm entitled to the math.

I suggested that someone grab Bill Gates and get him to install a new operating system, but apparently he's not a demon" At Reaver's eye roll she nodded. "Right? I was surprised too.

And what is the very essence of poetry if it is not this 'metaphorical language'-this marking of the before unapprehended relations of things?

If you want to know India, study Vivekananda. In him everything is positive and nothing negative.

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.