A prophet is not someone with special visions, just someone blind to most of what others see

Love without sacrifice is like theft

What I learned on my own I still remember

Meditation is a way to be narcissistic without hurting anyone

To bankrupt a fool, give him information.

If you want to annoy a poet, explain his poetry.

Those who do not think that employment is systemic slavery are either blind or employed.

Modernity: we created youth without heroism, age without wisdom, and life without grandeur

Suckers think that you cure greed with money, addiction with substances, expert problems with experts, banking with bankers, economics with economists, and debt crises with debt spending

What organized dating sites fail to understand is that the people are far more interesting in what they don't say about themselves.

The problem of knowledge is that there are many more books on birds written by ornithologists than books on birds written by birds and books on ornithologists written by birds

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.", May 16, 1767)

Vee never needed a reason to do something stupid. Sad thing was, most of the time I didn't either.

Daily life is always extraordinary when rendered precisely.

The gifts of God are not to be rejected on account of the channel that brings them.

I live like a Hottentot. I cannot exchange one sensible word with anyone.

There is something about yourself that you don't know.

Condiments are like old friends - highly thought of, but often taken for granted.

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

His eyes flashed open. “Is it so unbearable to have me love you? Is that it?

They say the open road helps you think. About where you've been and where you're going.