A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida. Then it got weird.

Relieve stress through hysterical screaming.

I don't suffer from insanity. I can actually say that I enjoy it.

My problem is with the warped value system our culture has. Why is it that if you knife a woman in a movie it's PG, but if you swear at her it's rated R and if you make love to her it's rated X?

Always walk away from a fight. Then ambush.

Nothing builds confidence like live ammo.

Hang on to your dreams with everything you got. Because the best life is when your dreams come true. The second-best is when they don't but you never stop chasing them.

Murder is such a charged word. You know how some people fixate and won't let things go? They're called cops.

It's only socialism if the money goes down, not up.

Nature's what it's all about, but our people have been brainwashed into thinking that life is a cell phone against your head and the TV on a beer commercial with hot chicks.

Look forward to the wonderment of growing up, raising a family and driving by the gas station where the popular kids now work.

Live your life to care and your inner wealth to share.

In educating the young we steer them by the rudders of pleasure and pain

The government can supply no substitute for enterprise.

The reason that the American Navy does so well in wartime, is that war is chaos, and the Americans practice chaos on a daily basis.

There is no room for being creative in today’s business... Except for finding creative ways to be inefficient.

My mama told me I was already in a hurry as a child. I even had measles and chicken pox at the same time

With every character, you alter, you can’t be attached to your own identity.

Rising unemployment and the recession have been the price that we have had to pay to get inflation down. That price is well worth paying.

Be appreciative... that's what keeps me happy.

Now it is done. Now the story ends. And there is no way to tell it. The art of fiction is dead. Reality has strangled invention.