A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Snow came back, but she didn't come back right.

Nothing can be inside an edgeless universe.

A smile you gift is a smile you earn… Gift a smile to your parents, friends, or even a stranger.

Chirp of coward shouted in crowd, dare to speak but not to be known.

I used to work at a puppy nursery.

Thirty-seven percent of gamblers dip into their savings to fulfill their habit

It's a small town, it has only a few docks ... now they are in a trap.

I'm in favor of approaching both the night and the day with intention.

One is a choice, and one is not.

Oh, I'm not a percussionist, I just like to hit things.