A pun is the lowest form of humor—when you don't think of it first.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.

Once he makes up his mind, he's full of indecision. - On Dwight D. Eisenhower

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.

A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it.

It'd be nice to please everyone but I thought it would be more interesting to have a point of view.

An abundance of thinking leads to me, me, me.An abundance of Thanking leads to YOU, YOU, YOU!

Some Christian leaders . . . are willing to give up some of the teachings of the Bible in order to harmonize Christianity with the other religions.

City lights shine bright on my complexion, Self-reflection...red hairs flashing at the intersection. Life is a green light, one star, no script, Supporting actors...fresh peaches, no pit.

It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.

To have a child is the greatest honor and responsibility that can be bestowed upon any living being. - Arya

What the insurance companies have done is to reverse the business so that the public at large insures the insurance companies.

As far as I'm concerned playing 'Dress Up' begins at the age of five, and never truly ends.

Isn't it so weird the day you wake up and you're just going with the flow? And you just suddenly are a mom.

Those who are driven by poverty, those who're free from material worries hunger exhausting labor a joyless existence ask the same question, the question of meaning.

President Reagan, of course, did more than any other person to entrench the Republican reputation for toughness on national security.