A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.

Truth suffers from too much analysis.

When you want to get married, ask the universe for a man who has every quality money cannot buy. Then go about to create your own prosperity.

I think I'd make a loving, caring, understanding boyfriend, who's in touch with his emotions. Or at least I'd like to be.

People had been working for so many years to make the world a safe organized place. Nobody realized how boring it would become.

Happiness has many roots, but none more important than security.

It is never good dwelling on good-byes ... it is not the being together that it prolongs, it is the parting.

If you can't find the next McDonald's, I'll find the next McDonald's. But it's vital to be with people who with looking for 'em, because they do exist. They are created.

If you analyze the bad times you find that it's because you wanted to have a bad time.

I know all about endings. It is beginnings that elude me.

Melancholy can be overcome only by melancholy.