A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

I'm always looking for good music.

What's the good of not believing? Today it's your wife you don't believe; tomorrow it's God Himself you won't take stock in.

But I knew one more thing. That people w ho denied who they were or where they had been were in the greatest danger.

My greatest fear is the Iranians acquire a nuclear weapon and give it to a terrorist organization. And there is a real threat of them doing that.

I was thinking about making a comeback, until I pulled a muscle vacuuming.

When a record co. finds a guy now, they want to own everything. They want to own the rights to market that person's particular name. They want a piece of the action all the way through.

I've always been quite a happy person, but when I'm low, I'm pretty darn low.

If Jennifer Lopez could write songs like Fiona Apple's, she wouldn't have to spend so many hours at the gym.

Most people struggle with life balance simply because they haven't paid the price to decide what is really important to them.

You could be the World's greatest orator and if you don't say anything while orating, they are going to walk out on you after a while.