A real pleasure is a pleasure that one enjoys by one's self, without a companion, and without a single argument.

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.

You see how it is, my dear friends. There's no pleasing everyone. It's hopeless to even try, and the more you play the peacemaker, the less peaceful things become.

One cannot live on potatoes alone. It is said that one wants bread with potatoes. And when there's no bread, a Jew takes his stick, and goes through the village in search of business.

If you listen carefully, you get to hear everything you didn't want to hear in the first place.

Gossip is nature's telephone.

The rich swell up with pride, the poor from hunger.

If somebody tells you you have ears like a donkey, pay no attention. But if two people tell you, buy yourself a saddle.

Without love our life is ... a ship without a rudder ... like a body without a soul.

You can take a Jew out of a shtetl, but you cannot take a shtetl out of a Jew.

To have faith in God, you must also have faith in His timing....

Ask the Lord to reveal to you the reason why He created you

You can't raise a child to believe the opposite of what you do.

Great drama is the souvenir of the adventure of a master among the pieces of his own soul.

Treat every person you interact with, with the same sort of attention and respect which you hope they will give to you.

I'm a Giants fan through and through. I am crazy about Eli Manning. I'm all about the Giants.

If there's a new idea, a new invention, or a new gas, or a new whatever you know, It should be brought at least into the open instead of carrying these same old burdens around with you.

Fame is an interesting phenomenon.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

Forget those things that aren't worth remembering.