A red eight-sided sign always means: A) Stop. B) Go. C) Danger! Red octogons ahead!

What's a wingding? Why, a wingding is, uh...it's just like a shindig but without all the hullabaloo.

He's getting away you idiots! Shoot him. I'm wearing Spider-Man underpants!

Well, well, well, " said Aitch Dee, his arms folded across his chest. "Well, well, well, well, " replied Pavel, not to be out welled.

Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected leg for a basket of goose eggs and a rhubarb pie.

I'm one-half Cherokee, one-half Irish, one-half Turkish, one-half Australian and one-half Korean." "Excuse me, but that's five halves, " said Maggie.

I'll get it, " said Jough in his man-of-the-house voice, a full octave lower than his regular voice.

That's something I've always fond odd, people smile when they're sad. There's no such thing as a sad smile.

There is no technology today that cannot be defeated by social engineering.

PHYSIOGNOMY, n. The art of determining the character of another by the resemblances and differences between his face and our own, which is the standard of excellence.

Ninety-eight percent of success is in the head and the heart.

Madame Aubain's servant Felicite was the envy of the ladies of Pont-l'Eveque for half a century.

The National is the most advanced package of technological wonders yet assembled under one roof.

In no state in America is it legal for a landlord to demand their tenants lead a "healthy lifestyle" in order to rent property.

religion is poetry, - poetry is religion.

I try not to do anything I don't like, so I stay motivated pretty easily.

You can never tell what's in a woman's mind, And if she's from Harlem, there's no use o' tryin