A refrigerator is the opposite of a drug addict, because a refrigerator starts in a box and then moves to a house.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Does the road wind up-hill all the way? Yes, to the very end.

Take away the Book of Mormon and the revelations, and where is our religion? We have none.

Things have changed so much now. Everything is downloaded onto computers. I'm not a computer-savvy guy, but with downloading the movie industry has changed.

Last summer was probably the biggest disappointment of my career, but now I have something bad with which to balance the good. I will no longer take anything for granted.

Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good.

I think less is more when it comes to kissing in the movies.

Endless is the search of truth.

Rediscover the joy of believing.

I laugh all the time. I'm an easy laugher. You can find me on any set, because I'm always laughing.

It's always hard to be away and relocate. When you relocate for a film, there's an end in sight.