A relationship becomes easier when you realize that you don't have to be the one at fault to be the one who's sorry.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

When someone steals your heart not even the law can help you.

Know or listen to those who know.

Electric cars are not going to take the market by storm, but it's going to be a gradual improvement.

We need to talk. All of us About what we're going to do now." "I was going to watch Project Runway.

Wagner festival was [Adolf Hitler] time with the Wagner family. [Eva Braun] asked once to attend but he forbade it and that was that, she never asked again.

The difference between true and false repentance lies in this: the man who truly repents cries out against his heart; but the other, as Eve, against the serpent, or something else.

What does it say about a society that it devotes more care and patience to the selection of those who handle its money than of those who handle its children?

Donald Trump is appealing to the basest, the most selfish and the most literally un-American of instincts.

It's unbelievable how much you don't know about the game you've been playing all your life.

Absent in body, but present in spirit.