A reminder (Japan's earthquake and tsunami) how flimsy our sophisticated modern world really is

The fact is very few men live harmoniously, while most of us survive miraculously!

A cat is friendly in a hollow sort of way, like the way a prostitute is friendly.

Losing is no disgrace if you've given your best.

Choices are easy when you have nothing to lose.

Nobody can deny that Apple is fashionable, and most iPhone users buy the newest so they can be fashionable. To do this right, Apple needs a new phone every quarter.

He that dies in extreme old age will be reduced to the same state with him that is cut down untimely.

Some people are so weak that whenever they see a hammer, they immediately turn into a nail!

I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster.

Go, little book, and wish to all Flowers in the garden, meat in the hall, A bin of wine, a spice of wit, A house with lawns enclosing it, A living river by the door, A nightingale in the sycamore!

Of all the trees that grow so fair Old England to adorn, Greater are none beneath the Sun Than Oak, and Ash and Thorn.