A revolution is a violent change of mismanagement.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

…this story offers far more than a simple moral of how the meek can trump the mighty.

we can only flourish when we are truly grounded in self. keep that in mind when journeying.

When fear rushed in, I learned how to hear my heart racing but refused to allow my feelings to sway me. That resilience came from my family. It flowed through our bloodline.

I mean, we just started, it's a new thing. We're doing this for fun and we're going to see where it goes.

A fairytale is when you marry a frog and it turns out to be a princess. Reality is vice versa.

The wise man can change his mind; the stubborn one, never.

If you find yourself under lethal attack don't be kind. Be harsh. Be tough. Be ruthless.

I view the director as my boss. I'm the pawn on the chess board. I don't say something to the director easily, because they are my boss.

You have to sleep sometime. (Xypher) So do you. (Julian) Down, boys, down. Please, I just want to be free before I get testosterone poisoning. (Simone)

I have died so little today, friend, forgive me.