A rolling stone gathers no moss and therefore will not be derided as a moss-back. Roll as much as possible.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

Simplicity gives you the power of freedom.Kindness gives you the power of boldness.Humility gives you the power of acceptance.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.

The basic problem, actually, is how to get rid of the idea that we're going to get rid of our problems. Only then can we relate directly with the real issues of our life.

Life is hard, and then you die.

As David Roderick says about writing, "It's not the tale that pleases, it's the telling," and I could not agree more.

Happiness comes uninvited: and the moment that you are conscious that you are happy, you are no longer happy.

I tried to make a list of films where there's two men and one woman and I realized there's films like this everywhere.

The attack on unions has been far more extreme here [in U.S], and it has been much more successful.

I'm not in business to make money for the other guy. I'm in business to make money for myself.

stop now before i kill you a word to the wise from your friend PENNYWISE