A room is like a stage. If you see it without lighting, it can be the coldest place in the world.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Be curious! Curiosity is the mother of all knowledge.

Stereotypes are based on the idea that two heads are bigger than one.

One travels to escape from it all, but that is the great illusion: It cannot be done, since one travels with one's mind.

Emotions can certainly be misleading: they can fool you into believing stuff that is definitely, demonstrably untrue.

I do not believe that God answers the prayer of any unredeemed Gentile or Jew

Publishing a book is like stuffing a note into a bottle and hurling it into the sea.

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling! It's like a Tetris game.

Incompetence, in my books, is the failure of the critical faculties to interfere constructively with the natural flow.

Today a newcomer to the state is automatically eligible for our many aid programs the moment he crosses the border.

Patch up thine old body for heaven.