A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but would not cost half as much during the winter months.

One man's Poison Ivy is another Fellow's Spinach.

To insure peace of mind ignore the rules and regulations.

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

As the twig is bent the tree is inclined.

Scatter seeds of kindness.

Be it ever so humble, there's no place like Home when it comes to Wearing what you like.

Where ignorance is not bliss, get wise!

Life is a series of relapses and recoveries.

Nothing is improbable until it moves into the past tense.

If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.

Wishing and trying aren’t faith. True faith must be present in order to give substance to your hope.

It's not revealing, it's informative.

Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.

Sometimes there's more important things in life than being in the ring, like family, like us, & being in love.

You have different sorts of people in life, so why should it be any different in football?

If you give a bad player time, he can play. If you give a good player time, he can kill you.

I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!

No one likes to be watched constantly by someone he can't see.

Being on a ship is something like being pregnant. You can sit there and do absolutely nothing but stare at the water and have the nicest sense that you are accomplishing something.

Music was sort of an accident for me. I love to do it. I can't imagine doing anything else.