A rut is a grave with the ends knocked out.

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.

Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.

A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.

There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them.

He talked about the future with such certainty, he might have been talking about the past.

When I stopped to take a breath, I noticed I had wings.

The powerlessness of people with pure intentions, in the long run, can sometimes be more powerful than power in the hands of those blinded or depraved by evil tempers.

Walk like you have three men walking behind you.

Where God works, He works with men that work.

She was short on intellect, but long on shape.

That's the temptation of the devil: "Turn stones into bread! Be relevant!"

Life only gets harder, but you gotta get stronger.

Moving forward is not always good, especially when there is a precipice ahead! Know to turn back! Know to step back! Sometimes moving backwards is moving forward!

I usually run three or four times a week now. Pretty boring, but it's so worth is. It's done wonders for my mood