[A]s you partake of the world's bill of fare, that's darned good advice to follow. Do a lot of spitting out the hot air. And be careful what you swallow.

Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

I am weird, you are weird. Everyone in this world is weird. One day two people come together in mutual weirdness and fall in love.

There's no limit to how much you'll know, depending how far beyond zebra you go.

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

When something bad happens you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let it destroy you, or you can let it strengthen you.

If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

You have to be odd to be number one.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

I had a blind date with a dentist — and he told me to come back in six months.

Could trying your hardest, but never being quite good enough ever be acceptable to anyone? Is that what your dreams are made of?

As the filmmaker, yes, I have to look out for everybody. But I don't have to know everybody's approach.

What is revenge but courage to call in our honor's debts, and wisdom to convert others' self-love into our own protection?

The House shewes the owner.

One never discusses anything with anybody who can understand one discusses things with people who cannot understand.

When I heard the Beatles, I thought thats it. That's what I want to be. I want to be a Beatle.

How much better when the whole land is a garden, and the people have grown up in the bowers of a paradise.

Most writers like to maintain some sort of anonymity. For me, making videos was an assault.

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.