A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

Do you think courage means being fearless? Or daring? Courage, real courage, is taking three steps when it terrifies you.

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life.That word is love."(Sophocles)by Adam Harford, Duke of Harford, from the last page of "Sophie's Salvation

Strategy and execution represent the two sides of one and the same thing.

You are either on the side of the oppressed or on the side of the oppressor. You can't be neutral.

I see a future in which games once again are explicitly designed to improve quality of life, to prevent suffering, and to create real, widespread happiness.

The best thing there is to do when there is temptation is run.

I'm a cat, and you have to earn my trust.

God has proven himself as a faithful father. Now it falls to us to be trusting children.

If we cut speed and relax with what’s going on in our life right now, kindness and patience will naturally come about.

It was not called the Net of a Million Lies for nothing.