A satirist is never certain whether he/she will be acclaimed or punished.

Satire is enjoyable compensation for being forced to think.

Satire is the antidote to Pollyanna and Dr. Pangloss. It focuses our gaze sharply upon the the contrast between things as they are and as they should be.

Biggest tragedy of life is when God ask us to glorify Him for our sakes but we choose to glorify self for satan's good.

Don't underestimate the allure of darkness. Even the purest hearts are drawn to it.

Seriously I do not think I am fit for the presidency.

To glorify the past and paint the future is easy, to survey the present and emerge with some light and understanding is difficult.

I don't think of them as teenage songs. The things that happen to you in high school are the same things that happen your entire life. You can fall in love at 60; you can get rejected at 80.

It was tough to get up for teams from the West. This will put a lot of interest back in the game.

...painfully curious...about how it feels to fall.

Nobody can predict the future; the idea is to have a firm grasp of the present.

You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters.

I was not popular. I was the kid in school that was bullied.