A savage is simply a human organism that has not received enough news from the human race.

There's nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.

The day will happen whether or not you get up.

Let our love be like an arch- two weaknesses leaning together to form one strength.

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.

You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.

Men marry what they need. I marry you.

Fermentation and civilization are inseparable.

Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar.

The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.

The reader deserves an honest opinion. If he doesn't deserve it, give it to him anyhow.

Denial and minimizing is often seen in genuine PTSD and, hence, should be a target of detection and measurement.

Sometimes grace is a ribbon of mountain air that gets in through the cracks.

Everybody that loves Nancy loves it in a slightly condescending way. Nancy is comics reduced to their most elemental level.

Then wear the gold hat, if that will move her; If you can bounce high, bounce for her too, Till she cry "Lover, gold-hatted, high-bouncing lover, I must have you!

If you want to see God laugh, make a plan.

I hate being thought of as a product.

I also make movies that can be seen on a small screen, as I shoot on digital video. Hopefully they can be seen small and can live like that.

Oversized houses, like oversized cars, seem to be a particularly American fixation.

To win respect, the networks seem to feel they have to keep absurdly overstating their anchors' reporting cred

If I don't like someone, I'll let that person know. I'm not very diplomatic. I understand that.