A secret ceases to be a secret if it is once confided - it is like a dollar bill, once broken, it is never a dollar again.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

The two most beautiful words in the English language are 'cheque enclosed.

What comes, when it comes, will be what it is.

A smile is the best compliment of love for a friend and for a stranger.

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil.

It didn't take long to realize I didn't hardly know nothing. And that if you ast yourself why you black or a man or a woman or a bush it don't mean nothing if you don't ast why you here, period

I care not who hoes the lettuce of my country if I can eat the salad!

There is no love that rewards with more consistency and provides lifelong passion as the love one has for the world.

Love is as strong as death, as hard as Hell. Death separates the soul from the body, but love separates all things from the soul.

I didn't get married. I do have a boyfriend. We live together.

Easier were it To hurl the rooted mountain from its base, Than force the yoke of slavery upon men Determin'd to be free.