A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.

"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.

No brain is stronger than its weakest think.

Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.

Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.

Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.

What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.

To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.

Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.

It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.

A mind is as strong as its weakest think.

Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a million zombies.

During the holiday season, Christmas specifically, it can be hard to be away from family and friends.

The best way to find something you have lost is to buy a replacement.

Yesterday, some hooligans knocked over a dustbin in Shaftesbury.

We are not at war with the Afghani people, and we are not at war with Islam, which most Americans respect as a religion of peace.

Silence is one of the hardest kind of arguments to refute. There is no good substitute for wisdom; but silence is the best that has yet been discovered.

If you're not doing what is best for your body, you are the one who lose.

If the studio wants to spend money on making your movie better, let them.

The Egyptians have grown in confidence, theyve tasted freedom, and theres no way back.

In a way, I was born twice. I was born in 1934 and again in 1955 when I came to Pittsburgh. I am thankful to say that I lived two lives.