A sense of humor...is superior to any religion so far devised.

Reality whistles a different tune underwater.

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.

Religion is not merely the opium of the masses, it's the cyanide.

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak.

The beet is the most intense of vegetables

Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.

It is better to be small, colorful, sexy, careless, and peaceful.

To achieve the impossible; it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.

We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves.

Perhaps to the soldier the civilian is the man who employs him to kill, who includes the guilt of murder in the pay-envelope and escapes responsibility.

I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. Its a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

It all began with a shoe on the wall. A shoe on the wall shouldn't be there at all.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

When you do not seek or need approval, you are at your most powerful.

If we would change the world, we must first change people's thoughts.

I am an author of Christian Fantasy. My first 7 books were Christian Romance, but I came over to the Dark Side when I heard there were cookies.

Just writing and being in the studio was like therapy for me.

Got in the studio at sixteen, [and] that's when I felt like I wanted to make this a career. I had a passion for it.

I don't want to constantly be writing about terrorism and strife.