A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you mad if it happened to you.

We can only keep what we have by being willing to freely give it away; a paraphrase of Jesus Christ.

Best smiles come after the toughest time.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

If God is for us, who can be against us?

If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.

Why not learn to enjoy the little things-there are so many of them.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

God helps those who help themselves.

Please don't let the unhappiness you knew in the past keep you from accepting happiness now.

The only way that getting older can be a bad thing is if you are not fully living in the moment now.

No one blames themselves if they don't understand a cartoon, as they might with a painting or "real" art; they simply think it's a bad cartoon.

The best way to lose weight is to put the handle of the fridge two inches from the ground.

Every man who observes vigilantly, and resolves steadfastly, grows unconsciously into genius.

If you really love, then you're willing to step outside of your own love to do that which is right.

All my life I have gone out on a limb, but I have turned the limb into a bridge, and there is cool, clear water flowing under.

The underlying principles or fundamentals should be so hidden away by the beauty they are eventually to support, that it would require much digging to disclose them.

The English are always degrading truths into facts. When a truth becomes a fact it loses all its intellectual value.

My first dunk was actually in sixth grade.