A sense of humour is common sense dancing.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

The stuff that works best is driven by passion rather than dollars.

Testosterone is a great equalizer, it turns all men into morons.

I learned what my weaknesses were and I went out the next day to turn those weaknesses intro strengths.

Humility is not a character trait to develop, it's the natural by-product of being with Jesus.

Hillary Clinton wants a better title, and I would, too, if I was already America's secretary of the status quo.

In life some people trip and some fall but some take that trip and make a beautiful dance out of it.

The left has total control over the public education system, all the way up to the university level. It's something they own, and it's going to have to change.

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?