A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.

When we can't think for ourselves, we can always quote

Nothing is so difficult as not deceiving oneself.

The real question of life after death isn't whether or not it exists, but even if it does what problem this really solves.

If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different world.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

The limits of my language means the limits of my world.

The human body is the best picture of the human soul.

If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.

To convince someone of the truth, it is not enough to state it, but rather one must find the path from error to truth.

The problems are solved, not by giving new information, but by arranging what we have always known.

I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.

All my life, everybody has seen me a certain way. What do you see?

It is a writer's greatest pleasure to hear that someone was kept up until the unholy hours of the morning reading one of their books

In wilderness I sense the miracle of life.

I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.

I lost touch with my son in terms of advice early on. Maybe it had to do with being gone so much, doing location films when he was at an age where he needed support and guidance.

However, I do firmly believe in maintaining the integrity of the animal.

People have different reasons for the way they live their lives. You cannot put everyone's reasons in the same box.

The real art is knowing what to leave out, not what to put in.

The good things take care of themselves. We want to find all the negatives.