A set of rules laid out by professionals to show the way they would like to act if it was profitable.

The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet.

Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial.

Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow.

Life is strange. Every so often a good man wins.

Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.

In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before.

A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own.

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal.

When you are used to the kind of life -of never getting anything you want- you stop knowing what it is you want.

If the future truly lies in the dreams of our children, then should those dreams not be filled with light.

One day I decided that existing simply did not work for me, and that was when I began to live.

What we see in a democracy governed by “representatives” is not a government “for the people” but an organized conflict of interests that only results in the setting up of unstable balances of power.

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it.

Obama is a man of first-class intellect and first-class temperament. But his character remains highly suspect.

To minds tormented by the divine thirst, it is useless to offer the most certain knowledge of the laws of numbers and the arrangement of the universe

What the country needs is the annihilation of the enemy.

The trash and litter of nature disappears into the ground with the passing of each year, but man's litter has more permanence.

Whatever you are looking for can only be found inside of you.