A sick society must think much about politics, as a sick man must think much about his digestion.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

After four thousand years we can’t even prove that reality exists beyond the mind of the first-person dreamer.

Never fear what people will say... Never think you can't do it because it was never done before! You can be the source of change that is suspending for quite a long period now! You too can fly!

The purpose of both, awareness and consciousness, is to lead us towards this path of Oneness.

He hugged me, and I let him press me against his godlike body. What? A girl should have some fun sometimes.

Shahid Kapoor is my childhood crush

When a great adventure is offered, you don't refuse it.

He's had a lot of chances to care, and he hasn't.

The best way to lose weight is to put the handle of the fridge two inches from the ground.

With something like Chernobyl, the public reaction was Oh, my God, science has really done wrong.

A humble man who lives a spiritual life, when he reads the Holy Scriptures, while relate all things to himself and not to others.