A silk dress in four sections, and shoes with high heels that would have broken the heart of John Calvin.

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything

Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so.

It may be those who do most, dream most.

I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.

Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit

I detest life-insurance agents: they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.

It takes a good deal of physical courage to ride a horse. This, however, I have. I get it at about forty cents a flask, and take it as required.

Bercelak’s kin kept themselves busy by sharpening weapons, reading, talking, or setting things on fire with small bursts of flame.

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart of man go together.

Positivity doesn't just change the contents of your mind...It widens the span of possibilities that you see.

I've always wanted to get an education, and tonight's as good a time as any

Emotions, particularly anger, are like fire. They can cook your food and keep you warm, or they can burn your house down.

The trouble with simple living is that, though it can be joyful, rich, and creative, it isn't simple.

I am an athlete in every sense of the word. Athlete, martial artist.

The most brutal form of domestic violence is the violence against unborn children, and this particular bill would prohibit abortions after the fetus feels pain, which is 20 weeks and older.

I never like to tell people what they should take.

Barack Obama has come to divide, and he succeeded. This country has never been more divided. Well, throw out the Civil War, but in the modern times this country has never been more divided.